I AM NOT A HERO

lesbianralzarek:

the best part about the “this happens in homestuck” meme is that we could just do it wherever and be liars and people would believe us anyway but we just…… don’t. ive never seen a false positive. this bitch has plotlines that make riverdale look coherent

two-punch-man:

jaegerdelta:

professor-maple-mod:

skelletang:

tacobelligerent:

blaalys:

“the millenium falcon would wipe out the enterprise in seconds” lmao the enterprise is just an innocent science class floating thru space…. all they wanna do is look at some rocks… kiss an alien…. find some space plants….. why would you fight that its not a battleship theyre just nerds…… leave them olone 

A friend of mine saw this and brought up some interesting arguments

so, in other words,

Pretty much.

here have some size comparison

Who wins in a fight, a fully staffed Navy research vessel or your local weed man and his best friend in their souped up VW Bus?